To the tune of "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something
Lyrics-
You said you've got nothing in common
With the candidates to choose from
And you're losing heart
You'll say the Big Three don't do it for you
Their negative ads bore youAnd you just might stay home
So I said, "What about voting for Huckabee?"
She said, "I think I remember that man,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked him."
And I said, "Well, he's the best hope we've got."
You see he's the only one who's for them
Faith, Family and Freedom
In the right order
So what now?
It seems he's the best for us
He's even got Chuck Norris
Telling us how it's gonna be
(When the eyes of the ranger fall upon youYou better like Mike)
So I said, "What about voting for Huckabee?"
She said, "I think I remember that man,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked him."
And I said, "Well, he's the best hope we've got."